How Batman Helps You Get Your Girlfriend Back
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Study the Caped Crusader for some valuable insight into how you can get your girlfriend back… And no, it does not mean you have to wear a cape like Robin, eithe
Pain and loneliness. Anger and revenge. These are four of the feelings we saw Batman battle every time we read the comic book, watched the big screen, or even the woefully pathetic TV series. But if you notice, Batman could kick some butt. He was able to channel those emotions for the better of mankind. While you may not be able to stop evil after trying and failing to stop your breakup, you can learn some valuable lessons from the Caped Crusader on how to get your girlfriend back.
Step 1: A Surgical Splice
You cannot call your ex for at least 30 days.
Simple as that.
Oh- and you cannot text her, tweet her, facebook her, instant message her, email her, skype her, or any other form of communication that you can think of with her whatsoever.
I know you are hurting on the inside.
Bruce Wayne was, too.
But like him, you need to raise up your chin and not let anyone know it. Especially her.
Do not sling any final insults her way, either. Take it like a man.
The reason for this is because you have now entered a push-pull dynamic. If you try to pull her close by sweet-talking, love letters, threats, etc., she will push away even farther.
You are too hypersensitive at this point, as is she.
No contact is the right first step after your breakup. Trust me.
Step 2: Back to Basics Bootcamp
You and your girlfriend were once attracted to each other. And not just in the physical sense. You enjoyed spending time together. You hung out. You talked.
Step 2 is about being attractive again. To her. To other women. To the world.
It is important that you put all of the negative, unproductive thoughts out of your mind. Like how your girlfriend made a mistake breaking up with you. Like hoping that some day they will come around to their senses.
You need to remember who you were before the breakup. You were Bruce Wayne, baby. Attractive. Confidant. Rich. Sure your girlfriend brought good things out in you, but you do not need her to define who you are.
Step 3: Eliminate Your Biggest Enemy - Neediness
If you do not get your ex back in one week, you will not die.
This is not a quick fix thing, because if it is, nothing has changed since the breakup, therefore the conditions that led to it are still in place.
Even though you may be feeling it, this is not the time to tell your ex how much you miss them, how much you need them, how miserable you are without them, how hollow on the inside you are.
This behavior is not attractive to them. That gives your ex power over you, and it is groveling.
You need to want your ex back, not need them back. That is a fundamental difference.
Of course you want to get your ex back, that is why you are reading this. But if it does not work out, you do not need them back to go on living.
This is the mindset change that we need to create in your mind.
You do not need your ex. You want her.
Step 4: Forbidden Fruit Is Not That Tasty
Why do we always want what we cannot have?
It is human nature. I am not sure, but it applies here. You need to focus on different questions, however. We need to examine your relationship prior to the breakup.
Ask yourself: Did you want her so bad just before you broke up? Or was the relationship heading bad anyway.
Next, would you really be better off if you got back together? Answer honestly, now.
Lastly, what was the problem that really caused the breakup? Has that changed, or will it?
Please do not make the mistake of wanting your relationship back for the sake of having a relationship. Make sure your motives are genuine, and that you really do want your ex back. Or you may discover you want something different. Better now than later.
Step 5: Find an Aerobics Instructor
Step 6: Is She Dating Again?!
Step 7: 3 Dates. For Practice.
Step 8: Get Doctor Phil On The Horn
Step 9: Do NOT Ruin It Now…
Step 10: Finally, You Are Ready, Grasshopper
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